2/28/2004

Walkin' Away, Walkin' Away:
The image is seared in the Rude Pundit's head, one that he created this week: George W. Bush masturbating furiously while watching The Passion of the Christ. So the Rude Pundit is taking a walk today, into the sweet, ether-like, pseudo-spring air, hoping the pollution is blown far enough out to sea to just kill whales and pirates, and then he will get stinking drunk.

Back Monday with "Why Andy Rooney Should Sodomize Bill O'Reilly With a Microphone."